Posted 13 hours ago
tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
When you sense someone might be about to mug you, mug them first: Don’t be afraid to take action. If someone seems like they might be following you, pull a gun on that person and steal their valuables. This will send a clear message to the potential mugger and decrease your chances of getting mugged.
Posted 2 days ago
urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.

Posted 3 days ago

1000-life-hacks:

This diagram could save someone’s life!

Posted 3 days ago

happyhagfish:

Meth: not even once

(Source: mad-decent-taco)

Posted 3 days ago

twisteddoodles:

Happy National Dog Day

Posted 3 days ago

theartofmtg:

Felhide Spiritbinder || Mathias Kollros

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago